Hi droning drone,
you know what: you’ve become a real friend of mine. I swore at you. I spit at you. You keep me awake. You have actually been talking to me all day long. Well, to be honest my friend, I tried to ignore you by using my headphones and watching TV. But you wouldn’t quit, would you? Well, congratulations you’ve broke the record you’ve made more than one million friends in less than two days. Take good buzz of yourself.
Yours, A Gazzzzan